Bad health

This is just funny:

Causes of Bad Health

• The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
• On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
• The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
• The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
• Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you!

(reprinted from postmission.com)